I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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