Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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