doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're so nebulous sometimes
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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