We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Plan B is the new Plan A
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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