ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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