may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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