guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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