ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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