love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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