My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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