i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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