Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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