The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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