Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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