what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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