Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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