we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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