My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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