I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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