you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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