is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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