so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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