apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
