I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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