there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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