I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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