You really coming over, don't trick.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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