Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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