idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
50% drunk capacity currently
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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