you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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