You're my little dorito
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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