I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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