We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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