I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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