It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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