theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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