do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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