have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm both gender and math confused
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
