Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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