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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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