I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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