R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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