this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Randomize
