I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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