we're blogging at a bar
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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