Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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