Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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