please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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