I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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