gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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