i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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