White coat. Heels.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Hello my rib-scented angel!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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