never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
