Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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