You can't motorboat a personality
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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