My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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