grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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