You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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